i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
*tips fedora at hazel grace* m’taphor
are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch
do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown
With a thousand lies
And a good disguise
Hit ‘em right between the eyes !
So dance, fucker, dance.
It only takes being rejected once for me to never ever ask anyone anything ever again.
Nobody really wants Erwin’s job.
I throw a “fit” because I do my own fucking laundry - i tell you that I don’t need your help - you fucking do it anyway and then wonder why I get upset when I cant find anything because its mixed with everyone else’s? Yet I’m still expecting everyone to do everything for me?
I DONT WANT YOUR HELP YOU HAGGY BITCH
Jean + 3D Maneuver Gear
water is fucked up because you need it to live and then it drowns you just because it can
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i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
If you play Wonderwall quietly you can hear the low groans of anyone that plays guitar or works in a place with open mic.
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